“one time i was high…” submission by ydo1try

this one time when i was so fucking high like i had 5 big ass blunts to myself and i was walking down my street at 2 in the morning thinking NO one would be up. because it was so late. it was during the summer and i was walking around in just my boxers well it was still to fucking hot so i thought well no one will see me if i just take them off and walk around naked so when i was on my last blunt i just took them off and walked around. well what i didn’t see was this couple walking down the other side of the street and the women yelled and made me freak the fuck out the dude was laughing so i ran like i need too! i ran to this house which i thought was mine but when i got to the back yard and banged on the door a big ass dog ran up to me and started trying to bit me. and a guy was yelling inside the house say “get my gun someone is trying to break in!” laughing and freaking the fuck out i found my house and got inside to find my dad still up watching tv looked at me butt naked and just looked back to the tv. well the next morning he woke me up and smiled and asked if i had a good night. and never brought that night up since.. that is one of many that i got. —ydo1try